Samantha Rose

Intelligent companion. Curvy redhead. A nice but naughty treat.

FAQs

What exactly is the Girlfriend Experience (GFE) ? . . . . . . . . . .

I am a GFE companion. This means that our time is spent with you having all the benefits of a girlfriend, but none of the commitments or drawbacks.

There are none of the demands or expectations of a girlfriend, so you don’t have to call or text me between meetings, you don’t have to smile and nod while I prattle on about my day, I won’t be pressuring you to meet my parents, etc etc . . . . . you get the picture :)

But at the same time you gain all of the benefits of a girlfriend in the early stages of a relationship and simply step straight into them when I arrive. Time to linger in each other’s company, the intimacy of illicit encounters, the anticipation and discovery that a blossoming romance brings, and a partner who is eager to fulfil all of your desires.

What services don’t you provide? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I provide a vanilla girlfriend experience. Luxurious, creamy, smooth, indulgent vanilla :)

I do not engage in anal-sex, CIM, or any other unsafe activities. It should go without saying that I do not engage in BBFS and merely asking for this will immediately end our interaction.

What will you wear/are you discreet? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I am of course elegant, well-dressed and perfectly discreet. If there is something in particular you’d like me to wear to our date, I will do my best to accommodate, but within the realms of discretion of course.

What I wear underneath is entirely your choice. Tell me what I can wear to tantalise and please you, or let me surprise you.

What is your minimum appointment time? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I am not a ‘wham, bam, thank you ma’am’ escort. All power to the awesome ladies out there who rock guys’ socks off like this, but it is not the service I personally provide. Consequently my minimum time is 1 hour and I do not offer shorter appointment times.

Do you offer incalls? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I only meet clients for outcalls.

The small print. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

As you may or may not be aware, the UK government is implementing what is known as the Sex-Purchase Act. This is an Act that criminalises some of the activites of freely consenting adults under the spurious claim that this will have some effect on the entirely disparate situation of Sex-Trafficking. As the studies from countries where the Act is already in force show, what it actually does is subject women who were previously safe to massively increased assaults, rape, harassment etc.

This Act is also known as the Nordic-Model as it originated in Sweden – the country that brought us rounding-up women and forcibly sterilising them well into the 1970’s. . . .because the European Convention on Human Rights brought in in 1953 to stop things like that after the Nazis did it is no biggie. . . .right. . .?

The UK government, always up for a bit of medieval persection of women anyway, are falling over themselves to have Sweden dictate how we should run things, so are setting about implementing the Nordic-Model here. Sweden sent a weasel-faced little bureaucrat over and everything. . . . . .cos y’know the UK doesn’t have enough of those already. . . . .

So, with all this in mind there is some relevant small print to draw everyone’s attention to.

As has always been the case, clients pay me for my time and my company ONLY. Anything else that occurs is the private and personal choice of two freely consenting adults, and is entirely unrelated to our transaction.

Skitstövel McWeaselface and the embarrassingly weak UK government are free to go suck a bag of dicks, as what puritanical, misogynist zealots choose to do in their spare time is none of my business, any more than what I choose to do in my spare time is any of theirs.




Follow me on social media: